Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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