you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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