Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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