Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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