So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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