He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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