Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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