It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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