so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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