He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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