omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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