just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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