writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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