I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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