Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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