I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
