this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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