have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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