I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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