Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
