This girl is more easily done than said...
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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