I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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