Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Randomize