Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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