I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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