what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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