DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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