What did we do last night that was yellow?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
