I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm at about main and main street
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
is it fun? or sober?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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