Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
we should paint friendship bongs
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