Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Damn victory sex feels great
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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