My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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