Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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