She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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