Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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