Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
In America we eat man semen.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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