Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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