You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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