Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
