I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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