life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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