His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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