But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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