The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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