I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize