And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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