My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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