I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Randomize
