i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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