don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
It's blow job season.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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