If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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