I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
well, you know. whores of a feather.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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