he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Randomize
