I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
