seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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