Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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