...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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